Port Adelaide: ok at football, terrible at social distancing. Photo: Dave Hunt / AAP

Touch of the Fumbles

Touch Of The Fumbles: Silly season

So life as we know it is over and the long-awaited apocalypse may well be upon us. Yes, Port Adelaide are premiership contenders. But fear not – for, as our Fumbles correspondent explains, things aren’t as bad as they seem.

Touch of the Fumbles

Touch Of The Fumbles: Interesting times

Was this the greatest single day in the history of world sport?

Touch of the Fumbles

Touch Of The Fumbles: Still got the Blues

I can kind of empathise with the Labor Party after Saturday.

Football

Watts vaults to Power as Cameron stays grounded - for now

UPDATED | Jack Watts says he has no hard feelings toward Melbourne after he was traded to Port Adelaide today.

Football

Pyke to Lions: Charlie is "going nowhere"

Adelaide coach Don Pyke has laid down the law to Brisbane counterpart Chris Fagan, saying it’s not appropriate that he spoke publicly about potentially recruiting Charlie Cameron.