Touch of the Fumbles
Vintage 2020: when your crap football team finally gets a home game fixture with spectators allowed – and it’s scheduled on your wife’s 40th birthday.
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UPDATED | Plans to open South Australia’s Victorian border in three weeks have been scrapped as coronavirus cases continue to surge, throwing business plans, long-awaited family reunions and the AFL season into disarray.
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So life as we know it is over and the long-awaited apocalypse may well be upon us. Yes, Port Adelaide are premiership contenders. But fear not – for, as our Fumbles correspondent explains, things aren’t as bad as they seem.
Ah, Queensland. Beautiful one day. A nightmare hellscape of footballing incompetence the next.
The former owner of Adelaide United has slammed the Crows’ board, calling it “inherently weak” because none of its members are “playing with their own money” – as the AFL club lurched deeper into on-field crisis.
The AFL is in talks with the Northern Territory government about hosting multiple fixtures in Darwin and Alice Springs if required to help it complete a 153-game home-and-away season.
