Richardson: Marshalling the new Liberal agenda
Steven Marshall this week pushed for SA to join a trial of medical marijuana. Photo: Nat Rogers/InDaily
The following are minutes from last week’s strategy meeting between Liberal leader Steven Marshall and a key advisor.
Steven Marshall (arriving late, beaming): Good morning! Great day!
Advisor (despondently poring over the morning’s paper): Oh, hi Steven. I’m just reading the latest Newspoll.
SM: Great isn’t it!
A: Um…not really, Steven. We’re eight points down.
SM: Oh, don’t worry about that. Labor was eight points down at the election and they still won. I’m seeing this as a positive.
A: Steven, it’s a disaster. We’ve spent the past year painting the Government as illegitimate and they’re further ahead than ever. Michael Owen says your message isn’t getting through.
SM (Grins broadly): That Michael Owen is a funny guy (chuckles to himself).
A: Seriously, boss, we need to lead the agenda more.
SM: Oh, don’t worry about that. I’ve been here since 3am. The early bird gets the worm and all that …
A: 3am?! What have you been doing?
SM: Um … well, I caught up on a bit of correspondence, and then I had a bit of a think about how well things were going, and then I had a meeting with Vickie. Vickie’s great. We talked about how well things were going and passed a unanimous resolution that the party was the most united it’s ever been.
A: But united in what, Steven? We need to stand for something.
SM: And we do! I’m pushing very hard for SA to take part in a trial for medical marijuana.
A: That’s great, but it’s hardly a hot-button issue is it, Steven?
SM: (long pause, then giggles uncontrollably.)
A: Um … Steven?
SM (still giggling): Steve’s not here, man!
A: (sighs) Ok. What about this afternoon?
SM: Oh, I’m having lunch with Ridgey while I wait to see what the Government’s doing today so that I can respond.
A: Look, boss, we need be more pro-active and we need to start being tougher. And that begins with our own people. We need to tell some of the old-guard it’s time to go. I saw McFetridge today saying he was hanging around because he wanted a term in Government. I thought you were going to tell him to move on?
SM: I tried to, but he said he didn’t want to.
A: Steven, voters want you to show a bit more mongrel. Like you did when Johnston made the ‘canoe’ comments. That was good, that was strong.
SM (suddenly serious): That was hard. He’s such a great guy. You know, David Johnston was actually a great advocate for SA. So sad what happened.
A: You said he should resign!
SM: Well, you told me to say that. David’s a great guy. Maybe we should get him round for a lunch?
A: That’s another thing, boss. I think we need to find you some new mentors.
SM: What do you mean? I get great advice from a lot of very experienced people.
A: Like who?
SM: Well, I had lunch with Isobel yesterday. She’s brilliant!
A: (long pause) Anyone else?
SM: Jeff Kennett told me I should tip Hawthorn this week; can’t go wrong with Jeff’s advice!
A: At least you didn’t say Geoff Greene!
SM (shaking head): Can’t believe he left … such a fantastic guy. What a great job he did.
A: We lost two elections!
SM: Yeah, but more people voted for us. Labor can’t say that, can they?
A: They don’t have to, they’re in Government and a mile ahead in the polls. Boss, can I level with you? Maybe you should back your own judgement a bit more. You went from the backbench to the leadership in one term. Why should you take advice from people who’ve been losing elections since I was in pre-school?
SM: You know what, you’re right! I need to be more assertive.
A: Yes, Steven!
SM: Let’s put that to a vote of the shadow cabinet.
Tom Richardson is a senior journalist with InDaily. His political column is published each Friday.